Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Secretary


Mr. Lim's secretary

Mr. Tan: Your secretary is very sexy.

Mr. Lim: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweetie. If you squeeze its right breast it takes notes and if you squeeze the left it types. I'll lend it to you for a day and you can see for yourself.

Next day Mr. Tan called from hospital and shouted :

You IDIOT, you didn't tell me Sweetie's pussy is a pencil sharpener.

1 comment:

Ann said...

Remember to read the instructional manual 1st b4 u use any gadget.

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