The time now is 3.18 am. I didn't realise it was that late. Felt some growling sound in my tummy. HUNGRY..? Had been 'wrestling' with my English assignment since 8pm. Hey..you think so easy ah..to proof read a complete thesis..!!!!
Just completed one of my assignment after 3 days of solid hardwork. Will get it printed and bind tomorrow. Oh gosh..still got three left. Date line's drawing near end of Oct.. Poor me.
Am planning to get them done by this week. Luckily I have one week of Raya break to get over them. Therefore, I can fully concentrate on my assignments.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Silent Blog
I apologize for the silence on this blog.
I didn't mean to phase it out, but there's a lot that has been going on lately.
My uni new semester resumed this month. And this sem, I'll be taking extra papers.
I planned to start doing my assignments and complete them way before the datelines so that I can have more time for revision. I need to gain good grades to push up my CGPA.
However, I'm getting pretty tired of the endless never-ending tasks......phew....
This question had been orbiting on my mind for quite some time already......
"Is it worth to work this hard ? At the end of the day, what do I get..huh ?
Hey..Ann...life is short la....!!!!!!!"
All these explains the lack of updates in here. As a result, I have to reduce my blogging frequency. Don't worry, I would continue to come in from time to time.
Am always getting this kind of crappy mood during my assignments season.....Need a break...Have a Chit Chat...hey anyone here willing to lend me your ears to listen to all my blah blah blah.....before I go gila...!!!! haha ...anyone ??? I think I shall publish my number here....!!!!! OK...I want to take a nap now. Don't disturb.
Life sometimes seems so unfair... but I had accepted my fate.
I'm sick of begging people.
I had given up.
Now...I'm willing to finance my own studies instead of fighting for that limited scholarship.
Just have to work extra hard and pay off my school fees.
I believe at the end of the day, I earn tripled....and of course with Lord Buddha's blessings.
I didn't mean to phase it out, but there's a lot that has been going on lately.
My uni new semester resumed this month. And this sem, I'll be taking extra papers.
I planned to start doing my assignments and complete them way before the datelines so that I can have more time for revision. I need to gain good grades to push up my CGPA.
However, I'm getting pretty tired of the endless never-ending tasks......phew....
This question had been orbiting on my mind for quite some time already......
"Is it worth to work this hard ? At the end of the day, what do I get..huh ?
Hey..Ann...life is short la....!!!!!!!"
All these explains the lack of updates in here. As a result, I have to reduce my blogging frequency. Don't worry, I would continue to come in from time to time.
Am always getting this kind of crappy mood during my assignments season.....Need a break...Have a Chit Chat...hey anyone here willing to lend me your ears to listen to all my blah blah blah.....before I go gila...!!!! haha ...anyone ??? I think I shall publish my number here....!!!!! OK...I want to take a nap now. Don't disturb.
Life sometimes seems so unfair... but I had accepted my fate.
I'm sick of begging people.
I had given up.
Now...I'm willing to finance my own studies instead of fighting for that limited scholarship.
Just have to work extra hard and pay off my school fees.
I believe at the end of the day, I earn tripled....and of course with Lord Buddha's blessings.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The Captain & His Sinking Ship
A ship is facing difficulty in a stormy ocean. The vessel could possibly sink if the giant waves over-powered it.
The vessel is being commanded by one Captain Alula. An over confident captain as he is.
He only listens to one deck officers aka his son~in~law.
The captain ignores his other officers on board...including his Chief-Mate.
Although, the captain knew that the ship is about to sink...but he is still too stubborn to seek help from the his fellow deck officers.
All the passengers gamble their lives boarding this sinking vessel.
The captain continues to maneuver this sinking vessel ....jeopadizing the lives of those on board.
There's an ex-captain among the passengers. He used to navigate big ships during his heydays but unfortunately he was suspended due to some unforseen circumstances a decade ago.
Suprisingly, the captain and his men go all out to prevent this experienced captain from entering the control room...Perhaps they're afraid that this former captain would take over the entire ship.
As the ship sinks, Captain Alula utters..."I'm the captain of this ship...does it matter if I don't know how to sail...."
~~~~~~~
Does the incident above sounds familiar to you?
Malaysia is 51 years old on the 16th September.
She should be considered mature at this menopausal age.
But is she really mature ?
The vessel is being commanded by one Captain Alula. An over confident captain as he is.
He only listens to one deck officers aka his son~in~law.
The captain ignores his other officers on board...including his Chief-Mate.
Although, the captain knew that the ship is about to sink...but he is still too stubborn to seek help from the his fellow deck officers.
All the passengers gamble their lives boarding this sinking vessel.
The captain continues to maneuver this sinking vessel ....jeopadizing the lives of those on board.
There's an ex-captain among the passengers. He used to navigate big ships during his heydays but unfortunately he was suspended due to some unforseen circumstances a decade ago.
Suprisingly, the captain and his men go all out to prevent this experienced captain from entering the control room...Perhaps they're afraid that this former captain would take over the entire ship.
As the ship sinks, Captain Alula utters..."I'm the captain of this ship...does it matter if I don't know how to sail...."
~~~~~~~
Does the incident above sounds familiar to you?
Malaysia is 51 years old on the 16th September.
She should be considered mature at this menopausal age.
But is she really mature ?
Monday, September 15, 2008
September 16th
Well...is September 16th gonna be a holiday for all the Pakatan Rakyat's states?
To commemorate the formation of our country.
Hopefully so...coz I need a few days break (in a stretch, pls) to complete my four assignments. I don't have weekends coz my tutorial classes are all held on Saturdays/Sundays. In another words, I practically have no off days. I actually worked 7 days week. I'm not complaining though.
The 17th, is one public hol...therefore it would be great to have 16th off too. haha.
But I doubt this would happened. Anyway..just keep my fingers crossed. haha
To commemorate the formation of our country.
Hopefully so...coz I need a few days break (in a stretch, pls) to complete my four assignments. I don't have weekends coz my tutorial classes are all held on Saturdays/Sundays. In another words, I practically have no off days. I actually worked 7 days week. I'm not complaining though.
The 17th, is one public hol...therefore it would be great to have 16th off too. haha.
But I doubt this would happened. Anyway..just keep my fingers crossed. haha
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Inhale,Exhale
Big breath in
big breath out
Let's begin a blog~xercise
Inhale
Yes, I have decided
Exhale
Great, I have decided
Time to inhale
again.....
un-plug T.V.
un-plug DVD
un-plug computer
Exhale........Keep breathing
Okay....I am taking a couple of days off from posting!
Have lovely days ahead.....
See..ya..!
Y A W N....!
big breath out
Let's begin a blog~xercise
Inhale
Yes, I have decided
Exhale
Great, I have decided
Time to inhale
again.....
un-plug T.V.
un-plug DVD
un-plug computer
Exhale........Keep breathing
Okay....I am taking a couple of days off from posting!
Have lovely days ahead.....
See..ya..!
Y A W N....!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
The Turning Point
The birth of Mary's and Thau Tua's twins is indeed a happy occasion. But not for others....some babies came into this world~unwelcome !
Let me share this ......
~~~~~~~~~~
There were those moments when the challenges of living makes life a brutal journey.
I, sometimes question myself.
Why Lord Buddha gave me life when it has no meaning.
Why create me only to allow me to see the suffering of life and none of the joy.
Why bring me into this world if I am only going to see the sadness of it.
If Lord Buddha hears my heart, why doesn't he answer me ?
I needed HIM desperately but I cannot feel his presence.
How much longer must I endure the darkness before I embrace the light ?
Will I make it through another day?
I looked at the ladies that came before me and I wonder if maybe we are the cursed species.
Maybe I angered Lord Buddha and HE is punishing me now. I don’t believe that The Lord that pray to everyday could curse me but sometimes I doubt it all. Perhaps...all my previous actions were the opposites of HIS teachings.
The seats in the waiting room filled with girls and women but no sign of any male.
At the reception counter, they asked for my name, age, address, and telephone number and there were a lot of questions about my health.
I was given a piece of document. I was told to read and understand it's content thoroughly before I place my signature at the bottom. I was hesitating but I signed it anyway.
As I am awaiting for my turn...many things were circulating in my mind.
Should I or shouldn't I ?
Moments later, my name was called. "Ann , Ann Lim, please come in!
With a heavy heart, I walked through the door.
The lady told me to follow her to an adjacent room.
I wondered what would happen next.
She passed me a green robe and a huge plastic bag. She told me to change and place all my belongings into the bag.
Later, she led me into a tiny room where I sat on a chair.
She took my blood pressure, and stuck my finger with a needle, I assume checking for anemia, though I'm really not sure.
My heart sank to my toes when I saw the bed. I was instructed to lie down and relax.
I had this strange feeling as I overheard a voice inside me yelling to me ..."Mummy, don't do this to me."
I looked up and noticed several nurses were busy preparing the necessary stuff for the procedure. Although, they assured me that everything will be fine....I began to get frightened at the descriptions.
When the senior nurse approached me to sedate me for the surgery.....I was suddenly awaken from my dream.
Suddenly, I realised that I'm going to regret if I proceed with this. The fear creeps along my inside until I'm suffocating. I'll be surrounded with guilt ..so much guilt...for life..till I die. I'm extremely petrified of the vulnerability of my actions.
I yelled...."I give up..I give up.....I don't want to do it.....I don't want to abort my child.
I know my suffering might not be so terrible compares to my unborn child.
I am adamant to bring this child into this world and know that I can make it through this dark moment.
I know I can...and seven years had passed.
Let me share this ......
~~~~~~~~~~
There were those moments when the challenges of living makes life a brutal journey.
I, sometimes question myself.
Why Lord Buddha gave me life when it has no meaning.
Why create me only to allow me to see the suffering of life and none of the joy.
Why bring me into this world if I am only going to see the sadness of it.
If Lord Buddha hears my heart, why doesn't he answer me ?
I needed HIM desperately but I cannot feel his presence.
How much longer must I endure the darkness before I embrace the light ?
Will I make it through another day?
I looked at the ladies that came before me and I wonder if maybe we are the cursed species.
Maybe I angered Lord Buddha and HE is punishing me now. I don’t believe that The Lord that pray to everyday could curse me but sometimes I doubt it all. Perhaps...all my previous actions were the opposites of HIS teachings.
The seats in the waiting room filled with girls and women but no sign of any male.
At the reception counter, they asked for my name, age, address, and telephone number and there were a lot of questions about my health.
I was given a piece of document. I was told to read and understand it's content thoroughly before I place my signature at the bottom. I was hesitating but I signed it anyway.
As I am awaiting for my turn...many things were circulating in my mind.
Should I or shouldn't I ?
Moments later, my name was called. "Ann , Ann Lim, please come in!
With a heavy heart, I walked through the door.
The lady told me to follow her to an adjacent room.
I wondered what would happen next.
She passed me a green robe and a huge plastic bag. She told me to change and place all my belongings into the bag.
Later, she led me into a tiny room where I sat on a chair.
She took my blood pressure, and stuck my finger with a needle, I assume checking for anemia, though I'm really not sure.
My heart sank to my toes when I saw the bed. I was instructed to lie down and relax.
I had this strange feeling as I overheard a voice inside me yelling to me ..."Mummy, don't do this to me."
I looked up and noticed several nurses were busy preparing the necessary stuff for the procedure. Although, they assured me that everything will be fine....I began to get frightened at the descriptions.
When the senior nurse approached me to sedate me for the surgery.....I was suddenly awaken from my dream.
Suddenly, I realised that I'm going to regret if I proceed with this. The fear creeps along my inside until I'm suffocating. I'll be surrounded with guilt ..so much guilt...for life..till I die. I'm extremely petrified of the vulnerability of my actions.
I yelled...."I give up..I give up.....I don't want to do it.....I don't want to abort my child.
I know my suffering might not be so terrible compares to my unborn child.
I am adamant to bring this child into this world and know that I can make it through this dark moment.
I know I can...and seven years had passed.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Child Birth (12)
As a first time mother.....an ill-informed one....Mary was pretty naive.
She only read about the birthing process thru books......only theories but not practically.
Mary was rushed into the delivery suite....her water bag burst.
The pain...It was so unbearable at one point that Mary was trembling ....
She tried taking in gas but she used it wrongly.
As a results, she hyperventilated.
she felt very ‘high’ and drowsy.
But the pain was still there.
Finally she requested for an epidural.
When it was time to push, Mary was like a robot, being told when to push.
Thau Tua was of no help at all.....as he was panicky most of the time.
However..he did provide comforting words of encouragements to his wife.
He also relieved Mary's pain by massaging her from time to time.
Mary gave a cry as the pain was immense.
The midwife said that Mary was fully dilated.
Mary could start to push.
Mary pushed for about 5-10 minutes.......and then stopped in between.
Slowly baby was guided out with a forceps.
Baby 1.....emerged. It's a HE....Thau Tua's junior.
Next....baby number 2. It's a SHE.....a replica of Mary.
A set of twins....for Thau Tua and Mary.
A mixture of English and Chinese.
Slanted eyes....with blue eyeballs...great blendings.
Thau Tua's hands was trembling as he cut his babies' umbilical cords.
Coming out into the world for the first time !
Out from the darkness in the womb.
It was indeed comforting for the babies to hear Mummy's voice from the outside.
THAT moment was precious and priceless.
After cuddling the babies for a good 15 minutes, Mary let the nurses clean and weigh her babies.
Ah Boy was 2.4 kg meanwhile Ah Girl was 1.8 kg.
Later the babies were placed in an incubator due to their prematurity.
Nevertheless.....Mother and babies were well and healthy.
She only read about the birthing process thru books......only theories but not practically.
Mary was rushed into the delivery suite....her water bag burst.
The pain...It was so unbearable at one point that Mary was trembling ....
She tried taking in gas but she used it wrongly.
As a results, she hyperventilated.
she felt very ‘high’ and drowsy.
But the pain was still there.
Finally she requested for an epidural.
When it was time to push, Mary was like a robot, being told when to push.
Thau Tua was of no help at all.....as he was panicky most of the time.
However..he did provide comforting words of encouragements to his wife.
He also relieved Mary's pain by massaging her from time to time.
Mary gave a cry as the pain was immense.
The midwife said that Mary was fully dilated.
Mary could start to push.
Mary pushed for about 5-10 minutes.......and then stopped in between.
Slowly baby was guided out with a forceps.
Baby 1.....emerged. It's a HE....Thau Tua's junior.
Next....baby number 2. It's a SHE.....a replica of Mary.
A set of twins....for Thau Tua and Mary.
A mixture of English and Chinese.
Slanted eyes....with blue eyeballs...great blendings.
Thau Tua's hands was trembling as he cut his babies' umbilical cords.
Coming out into the world for the first time !
Out from the darkness in the womb.
It was indeed comforting for the babies to hear Mummy's voice from the outside.
THAT moment was precious and priceless.
After cuddling the babies for a good 15 minutes, Mary let the nurses clean and weigh her babies.
Ah Boy was 2.4 kg meanwhile Ah Girl was 1.8 kg.
Later the babies were placed in an incubator due to their prematurity.
Nevertheless.....Mother and babies were well and healthy.
Mary was still undergoing her third stage...."after birth" process.
Meanwhile Thau Tua had left the room to meet the Lim's clan whom were waiting outside.
The announcement of the birth of his son and daughter.
Traditional Chinese Confinement....in my next post.
Monday, September 8, 2008
A Life Drama (11)
Mary experienced some stomach discomfort.
Something's happening in her tummy.
It was all Thau Tua's fault.
Deep inside Mary's abdomen.....it was this mysterious cave
.....believed to be a magical kingdom.
There was a large ship carrying a brigade of Spermido pirates.
These pirates were in search of this much-desired treasure.
On their way through the rugged terrain, they fought past many dangerous perils.
A total of 20 million pirates swam an ocean of mucus.
And fought with their swords.
There were many fatalities along the way.
A horrible battle happening deep inside.
It was a known fact that the strongest, fastest and most powerful pirate got the chance to enter the magical kingdom to meet Queen.
At the end of the day.....
The one and only...... lucky pirate ....
The sole pirate would be declared as the champion.
And be rewarded with the glowing treasure.
That particular pirate could unlock the tightly bound enclosure with his....
super manly....strength.
The heroic pirate wandered through the dark tunnel of fallopian alleys.
That was the preserved territory known as Uterusia.
The Uterusia was ruled by the all mighty Queen Mary~Fertila` de~Egg.
Her compelling beauty and power of her ovum radiance attracted millions of pirates to her magical kingdom every month.
The pirate then settled down with Mary~Fertila`de~Egg in Uterusia for a period of nine months.
The pirate together with Mary~Fertila` de~Egg then create a new life for the kingdom of conception.
That was the beautiful act of Thau Tua and Mary on their wedding night.
Something's happening in her tummy.
It was all Thau Tua's fault.
Deep inside Mary's abdomen.....it was this mysterious cave
.....believed to be a magical kingdom.
There was a large ship carrying a brigade of Spermido pirates.
These pirates were in search of this much-desired treasure.
On their way through the rugged terrain, they fought past many dangerous perils.
A total of 20 million pirates swam an ocean of mucus.
And fought with their swords.
There were many fatalities along the way.
A horrible battle happening deep inside.
It was a known fact that the strongest, fastest and most powerful pirate got the chance to enter the magical kingdom to meet Queen.
At the end of the day.....
The one and only...... lucky pirate ....
The sole pirate would be declared as the champion.
And be rewarded with the glowing treasure.
That particular pirate could unlock the tightly bound enclosure with his....
super manly....strength.
The heroic pirate wandered through the dark tunnel of fallopian alleys.
That was the preserved territory known as Uterusia.
The Uterusia was ruled by the all mighty Queen Mary~Fertila` de~Egg.
Her compelling beauty and power of her ovum radiance attracted millions of pirates to her magical kingdom every month.
The pirate then settled down with Mary~Fertila`de~Egg in Uterusia for a period of nine months.
The pirate together with Mary~Fertila` de~Egg then create a new life for the kingdom of conception.
That was the beautiful act of Thau Tua and Mary on their wedding night.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Expecting (10)
Thau Tua noticed a bluish box lying on the wash basin.
Curiousity....he took a closer look at it. He had never seen such a thing...before.
A rather perculiar rectangular stick which looked like a thermometer but without any readings. There were two fainted red lines on the surface.
Thau Tua was worried death.....as he recalled about how sickly his wife was.
Mary was unwell for the past one week. Feeling nauseating and loss of appetite. She seemed to be tired most of the time. All of a sudden, she hated her favourite dish ~ sushi. And then she has this passion for unripe baby mangoes.
Yesterday....Mary threw-up a few times...and Thau Tua thought she must had down with food poisoning. He wanted to take her to the doc...but Mary refused...and just wanted to take a proper rest at home.
Thau Tua turned the package which he was still holding........and he could not believe what he saw. He was liberatingly jumping with joy.
A moment he was worried sick of his wifey's condition...and next he was overjoyed with excitement.
The word...."Home Pregnancy Test Kit" was boldly inprinted on the box.
Thau Tua ran downstairs ....as fast as he could...with the towel wrapping his jewel almost falling off......
"Ah..... Ma,..... Mu....mmy....., Leng.... Tua.......hey...everybody....!"
"Mary.....Mary is pregnant.....and I'm gonna be a daddy soon.......horray...my son....opps...my daughter....I want both...".
Everyone in the household was shocken by Thau Tua's scream. They quickly went to the living room....to check the commotions.
Ah Ma was laughing with joy. Mummy was seen lighting joss-sticks to thank God and the ancestors for blessing them with a future generation.
Thau Tua hugged Mary as soon as she emerged from the kitchen.
Ah Ma reprimanded her grandson, "Hey..don't be too rough with her...you're going to hurt my darling great grandson inside....!"
"Opps....are you alright darling...?", Thau Tua quickly releases Mary and led her to the sofa.
"Sit...sit down...you need to take plenty of rest.....don't exert yourself."
Ah Ma instructed Madam Lim Lau Bo to prepare nutritious herbs for Mary. And not forgetting bird nest soup too.
Thau Tua is reminded over and again refrain from moving any furniture in his bedroom.
"Let me phone Daddy to share with him the good news."....lamented Leng Tua.
Mary was a lil embarrassed over the entire incident. She became the limelight of the entire household. Everybody is focusing their attention on her.
Curiousity....he took a closer look at it. He had never seen such a thing...before.
A rather perculiar rectangular stick which looked like a thermometer but without any readings. There were two fainted red lines on the surface.
Thau Tua was worried death.....as he recalled about how sickly his wife was.
Mary was unwell for the past one week. Feeling nauseating and loss of appetite. She seemed to be tired most of the time. All of a sudden, she hated her favourite dish ~ sushi. And then she has this passion for unripe baby mangoes.
Yesterday....Mary threw-up a few times...and Thau Tua thought she must had down with food poisoning. He wanted to take her to the doc...but Mary refused...and just wanted to take a proper rest at home.
Thau Tua turned the package which he was still holding........and he could not believe what he saw. He was liberatingly jumping with joy.
A moment he was worried sick of his wifey's condition...and next he was overjoyed with excitement.
The word...."Home Pregnancy Test Kit" was boldly inprinted on the box.
Thau Tua ran downstairs ....as fast as he could...with the towel wrapping his jewel almost falling off......
"Ah..... Ma,..... Mu....mmy....., Leng.... Tua.......hey...everybody....!"
"Mary.....Mary is pregnant.....and I'm gonna be a daddy soon.......horray...my son....opps...my daughter....I want both...".
Everyone in the household was shocken by Thau Tua's scream. They quickly went to the living room....to check the commotions.
Ah Ma was laughing with joy. Mummy was seen lighting joss-sticks to thank God and the ancestors for blessing them with a future generation.
Thau Tua hugged Mary as soon as she emerged from the kitchen.
Ah Ma reprimanded her grandson, "Hey..don't be too rough with her...you're going to hurt my darling great grandson inside....!"
"Opps....are you alright darling...?", Thau Tua quickly releases Mary and led her to the sofa.
"Sit...sit down...you need to take plenty of rest.....don't exert yourself."
Ah Ma instructed Madam Lim Lau Bo to prepare nutritious herbs for Mary. And not forgetting bird nest soup too.
Thau Tua is reminded over and again refrain from moving any furniture in his bedroom.
"Let me phone Daddy to share with him the good news."....lamented Leng Tua.
Mary was a lil embarrassed over the entire incident. She became the limelight of the entire household. Everybody is focusing their attention on her.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Lord Of The Ring (9)
A year has passed......Thau Tua and Mary are enjoying a blissful marriage.
However....
Thau Tua has this "Small Jewel" syndrome.
He always has this feelings that his jewel isn't performing well for Mary.
He isn't happy with his size as he's unable to satisfy Mary's needs.
He feels that he isn't long enough to provide the excitement to Mary.
He simply feels handicapped !
He feels useless all the time in spite of the erections that he gets.
He has this low self esteem when one touches on this bedroom issue.
Though Mary has never complains over her husband's performance....
......but deep down Thau Tua knows very well about his lil jewel.
He has this deepest dream....to be one bed charmer !
The Quest of a bigger jewel....
One day, Thau Tua decides to take actions in his own course.
He tries to elongate his jewel.
He tries to increase the length of his precious jewel.
He slips a nut onto it.
He believes the metal ring would increase his sexual prowess and enhance his gentleman duties.
Disaster strikes.
Instead of getting a longer jewel, the nut got stuck when he experienced an erection...!
Thau Tua is unable to get the nut off himself.
Thau Tua becomes "Thau Thia"@ at loss....don't know what to do.
He seeks help from the nearby private hospital.
Unfortunately, the doctors fail to dislodge the ring.
After numerous failed attempts, the Fire and Rescue Department was call-in for assistance.
Several firemen came to help out.
They tried to cut the steel ring from Thau Tua's jewel but unable to remove it.
Sadly, Thau Tua returned home with the the ring firmly attached at the base of his jewel.
Mary was suprised to see her hubby's jewel.
She gave her hubby an extraordinary service.
Alas, the ring came off on it's own....when Thau Tua becomes soggy.
The moral of this story, whenever a man faces problem, seek your mighty wife for assistance first before you go for others.
However....
Thau Tua has this "Small Jewel" syndrome.
He always has this feelings that his jewel isn't performing well for Mary.
He isn't happy with his size as he's unable to satisfy Mary's needs.
He feels that he isn't long enough to provide the excitement to Mary.
He simply feels handicapped !
He feels useless all the time in spite of the erections that he gets.
He has this low self esteem when one touches on this bedroom issue.
Though Mary has never complains over her husband's performance....
......but deep down Thau Tua knows very well about his lil jewel.
He has this deepest dream....to be one bed charmer !
The Quest of a bigger jewel....
One day, Thau Tua decides to take actions in his own course.
He tries to elongate his jewel.
He tries to increase the length of his precious jewel.
He slips a nut onto it.
He believes the metal ring would increase his sexual prowess and enhance his gentleman duties.
Disaster strikes.
Instead of getting a longer jewel, the nut got stuck when he experienced an erection...!
Thau Tua is unable to get the nut off himself.
Thau Tua becomes "Thau Thia"@ at loss....don't know what to do.
He seeks help from the nearby private hospital.
Unfortunately, the doctors fail to dislodge the ring.
After numerous failed attempts, the Fire and Rescue Department was call-in for assistance.
Several firemen came to help out.
They tried to cut the steel ring from Thau Tua's jewel but unable to remove it.
Sadly, Thau Tua returned home with the the ring firmly attached at the base of his jewel.
Mary was suprised to see her hubby's jewel.
She gave her hubby an extraordinary service.
Alas, the ring came off on it's own....when Thau Tua becomes soggy.
The moral of this story, whenever a man faces problem, seek your mighty wife for assistance first before you go for others.
Friday, September 5, 2008
1st Night (8)
Today is Mary and Thau Tua's wedding night.
The blushing bride is ushered into the wedding chamber.
This is the night when her new husband will overcome all the hesitancy and pleadings from her.
He is also a virgin just like her.
As she sits on the bed, her husband Thau Tua enters the room.
She is a little nervous when he came near her.
He sat on the bed and they exchanged small talks...
....discussing about the marriage ceremony and wedding gifts.
So sweetly Thau Tua asked if he could kiss her.
He stood up and then gently raised her face.
He kissed gently on her cheek.
He made her sit on the bed closer to him.
Once seated, he started kissing her eyes.
He told her that he had been waiting for such an occasion...
....ever since the day both of them met at the mamak stall.
They looked straight into each others' eyes.
He held her hands so very tightly.
He then pulled her closer to him.
He asked her whether she feels exhausted.
And if so she could retire to bed and sleep....
.....to which she smiled and asked if he was really that tired to sleep... .......*)*)
He just winked at her.
With a naughty smile, he got closer to her.
And started kissing her again.
She went wild though it was not the first kiss she had received from him.
He had kissed her quite a few times after their engagement....
....whenever they were alone either at home
....or whenever they went out dating.
But, this kiss after officially being man and wife......
.....did do wonders which words could not describe.
Both lips met and as their tongues touched.
They began to get tied up in a very passionate kiss.
He started caressing her back and her waist......teasing her with his fingertips.
She slowly moved in to enjoy his touch.
He was in his pyjama and she was in her soft frilly camisole gown.
They were just hugging .....kissing each other.
Then she felt his tongue trying to enter her mouth....
parting her lips as she allows him to explore her entire mouth.
She felt his hands trying to slip under her gown to feel her back and finally her breasts.
His hands were busy massaging her breasts through her gown......
without removing any piece of her clothing.
She just remained passive.....her eyes kept tightly shut.
She simply enjoying the pleasure of his touch.
When Thau Tua started undressing Mary, she was like trembling with excitement.
She was eager as this was the first time she is going to expose her body to a man.
She would also be seeing a nude male..... live telecast.
Thau Tua began to unbutton her lacy gown.
The gown slipped off her shoulders down her arms....exposing her...!
The portion which was attached to her waist was pulled off.
He took it off entirely from her body.
Now...Mary was standing before him in her skimpy bra and panty.
Her firm breasts barely concealed by the flimsy garment.
Her breast seemed to push against the bra...trying to break free.
He guided her to the bed.
He released the hooks and eased the straps off .
The bra fell on to the bed.
His hands slid across to lift her breasts up.
He caressed and squeezed it gently.
He looked at her bouncy breasts.
His reactions shows that he liked what he saw.
Mary's heart began to race.
He kissed her nipple softly and spread his lips over it.
Gently he suckled it, while his left thumb encircled her right nipple.
Mary threw her head back and moaned.
"Ooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm"
Thau Tua drew his attention to the now aching right breast.
He flicked his tongue over the erect nipple.
He did the kissing on the breasts with great enthusiasm.
First on the left and then on the right until he felt her entire body tensed up.
Mary moaned as she relaxed.
It was her first orgasm on their wedding night.
Naively, she thought that she had peed in her panty and bed sheets.
She felt embarrassed.
Thau Tua realized what had happened. "Did you come?"
"What is that?" she asked in a lower voice.
"It means, dear, that you had an orgasm."
"I thought I peed due to my nervousness."
"No, you didn't pee but you certainly had an orgasm."
Did you enjoy it?"
"Ya...! she said shyly.
His hands ran up the sides of her legs.
His fingers trailing across the inside of her thighs.
The touch of his fingers on the fabric of her now exposed panty sent a shiver through her.
His kisses drifted lower to the waistband of her lacy wet panties.
Mary was suddenly aware how warm she was between her legs.
She imagined her husband could smell the aroma of her natural perfume.
He kissed hard against her wet panty.
She parted her legs to allow him to kiss her deeper.
She lifted one leg then the other so that he could remove her panty.
Another hurdle been accomplished.
Thau Tua then realized that he was fully dressed.
So he started removing his shirt and trousers.
Finally he was above his new bride in his Calvin Klein briefs...
....sporting a big bulge in the middle.
Mary began to get turned on heavily.
Mary once again felt wet between her legs.
He hugged her tighter and their bodies seem to melt together.
On his persuasion, Mary puts her right hand in the top of his briefs.
She found his harden jewel.
Her fingers encircled it.
It was quite huge.
She didn't know if she would be able to take it inside her.
He stood up at the end of the bed.
He removed the briefs and pulled her to him.
Mary looked into the full-length mirror.
She saw her man fully naked for the first time.
They were both nude.
WHAT A TURN ON it was!
They both lay on the bed.
He started feeling her legs from her ankles up to her calves over her thighs.
He then caressed her little "pearl".
He slid a finger into her very hot "pearl" and moved it in and out.
She just couldn't help moaning,
'Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! oooooohhhhhhhhhhh!'
She was enjoying the sweet sensation that his fingers are delivering on her pearl.
When Thau Tua asked her whether it is hurting or painful, she replied in the negative.
On this reply he felt reassured and increased his pace and inserted one more finger.
She felt something blocking his fingers from entering any further.
She told him so and he mentioned about the hymen.
As she nodded her head that she too was aware of it.
There was a sense of appreciation.
She told him that she has reserved it for her 'beloved future husband' and smiled passionately at him.
She could feel his fingers probing around her pearl.
She reached down and took his still hard jewel in her palm.
They were both now out of control.
It was very hot in the room although the air cond was in the lowest temperature.
It may be because they were very HOT.
He planted kisses after kisses along her pearl.
She instinctively parted her legs a little more.
She gave a cry of ecstasy and thrust her pearl forward to meet his finger.
"Love me Thau Tua..... please." she begged him.
"Are you ready for it my dear?" he asked.
"Yes I am all yours my dear Thau Tua. Love me and take my virginity"
With that Thau Tua put the tip of his jewel touching her pearl.
"Look, it may hurt a bit but you will enjoy later on", he said.
"I know. Just luv me", she replied impatiently.
He could be seen guiding his jewel towards her.
She felt his head begin to push against her pearl.
He moved it gently up and down....looking for the right spot.
He stopped when he found the right tunnel.
She felt his swollen head spread her apart.
He was looking into her eyes........looking for some hints to proceed or not.
She gave that indication by nodding her head.
He increased his advance into her, sliding slowly deeper and deeper.
Then he thrust a little deeper.
She was amazed at the depth of feeling she had inside her.
There was increasing resistance inside her.
He rose and pushed down again.
He knew she was coating his jewel with her juices...
.....which seemed to be flowing rather freely.
Thau Tua began to apply more pressure.
She felt a sudden sharp pain.
She found it hard to breathe.
She felt Thau Tua's jewel hit her hymen.
When his jewel tore it open.....
........she felt like she was going to die of pain.
"OHHHHH.........OHHHHHHHHH" she cried.....
her face arching up, her body going rigid...
.....as her hubby's huge...glorious jewel surged into her wet hot pearl.
In and in .....it went, piercing deep into her pearl-flesh.
Thau Tua groaned, his buttocks flexing, his hips sinking and sinking .....
......as he buried his jewel in her pearl.
Tears started rolling from her eyes.
She lost her hymen.
Thau Tua stopped for a moment upon seeing her tears.
Both of them lay still for some time, savoring the moment.
The wrestling, the sensation of his moving jewel was explosive.
She shivered at the touch of his jewel riding back out against the walls of her pearl.
She responded with a soft cooing sound.
"I cannot hold on for long.
You know it is my first time also." said Thau Tua.
Thau Tua increased his speed and within no time he started to release his juices.
Mary could feel her husband's jewel juice filling her pearl.
She was overjoyed as Thau Tua, her man, was filling her with the seed of life.
After some time, Thau Tua took out his jewel from her pearl.
It was red with blood.
There was a small patch of blood on the bed sheet.
Mary's pearl was all red too.
Mary felt excruciating pain in her...the pain of love...the pain of joy.
Thau Tua thanked his beloved wife for her sacrifices.
The blushing bride is ushered into the wedding chamber.
This is the night when her new husband will overcome all the hesitancy and pleadings from her.
He is also a virgin just like her.
As she sits on the bed, her husband Thau Tua enters the room.
She is a little nervous when he came near her.
He sat on the bed and they exchanged small talks...
....discussing about the marriage ceremony and wedding gifts.
So sweetly Thau Tua asked if he could kiss her.
He stood up and then gently raised her face.
He kissed gently on her cheek.
He made her sit on the bed closer to him.
Once seated, he started kissing her eyes.
He told her that he had been waiting for such an occasion...
....ever since the day both of them met at the mamak stall.
They looked straight into each others' eyes.
He held her hands so very tightly.
He then pulled her closer to him.
He asked her whether she feels exhausted.
And if so she could retire to bed and sleep....
.....to which she smiled and asked if he was really that tired to sleep... .......*)*)
He just winked at her.
With a naughty smile, he got closer to her.
And started kissing her again.
She went wild though it was not the first kiss she had received from him.
He had kissed her quite a few times after their engagement....
....whenever they were alone either at home
....or whenever they went out dating.
But, this kiss after officially being man and wife......
.....did do wonders which words could not describe.
Both lips met and as their tongues touched.
They began to get tied up in a very passionate kiss.
He started caressing her back and her waist......teasing her with his fingertips.
She slowly moved in to enjoy his touch.
He was in his pyjama and she was in her soft frilly camisole gown.
They were just hugging .....kissing each other.
Then she felt his tongue trying to enter her mouth....
parting her lips as she allows him to explore her entire mouth.
She felt his hands trying to slip under her gown to feel her back and finally her breasts.
His hands were busy massaging her breasts through her gown......
without removing any piece of her clothing.
She just remained passive.....her eyes kept tightly shut.
She simply enjoying the pleasure of his touch.
When Thau Tua started undressing Mary, she was like trembling with excitement.
She was eager as this was the first time she is going to expose her body to a man.
She would also be seeing a nude male..... live telecast.
Thau Tua began to unbutton her lacy gown.
The gown slipped off her shoulders down her arms....exposing her...!
The portion which was attached to her waist was pulled off.
He took it off entirely from her body.
Now...Mary was standing before him in her skimpy bra and panty.
Her firm breasts barely concealed by the flimsy garment.
Her breast seemed to push against the bra...trying to break free.
He guided her to the bed.
He released the hooks and eased the straps off .
The bra fell on to the bed.
His hands slid across to lift her breasts up.
He caressed and squeezed it gently.
He looked at her bouncy breasts.
His reactions shows that he liked what he saw.
Mary's heart began to race.
He kissed her nipple softly and spread his lips over it.
Gently he suckled it, while his left thumb encircled her right nipple.
Mary threw her head back and moaned.
"Ooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm"
Thau Tua drew his attention to the now aching right breast.
He flicked his tongue over the erect nipple.
He did the kissing on the breasts with great enthusiasm.
First on the left and then on the right until he felt her entire body tensed up.
Mary moaned as she relaxed.
It was her first orgasm on their wedding night.
Naively, she thought that she had peed in her panty and bed sheets.
She felt embarrassed.
Thau Tua realized what had happened. "Did you come?"
"What is that?" she asked in a lower voice.
"It means, dear, that you had an orgasm."
"I thought I peed due to my nervousness."
"No, you didn't pee but you certainly had an orgasm."
Did you enjoy it?"
"Ya...! she said shyly.
His hands ran up the sides of her legs.
His fingers trailing across the inside of her thighs.
The touch of his fingers on the fabric of her now exposed panty sent a shiver through her.
His kisses drifted lower to the waistband of her lacy wet panties.
Mary was suddenly aware how warm she was between her legs.
She imagined her husband could smell the aroma of her natural perfume.
He kissed hard against her wet panty.
She parted her legs to allow him to kiss her deeper.
She lifted one leg then the other so that he could remove her panty.
Another hurdle been accomplished.
Thau Tua then realized that he was fully dressed.
So he started removing his shirt and trousers.
Finally he was above his new bride in his Calvin Klein briefs...
....sporting a big bulge in the middle.
Mary began to get turned on heavily.
Mary once again felt wet between her legs.
He hugged her tighter and their bodies seem to melt together.
On his persuasion, Mary puts her right hand in the top of his briefs.
She found his harden jewel.
Her fingers encircled it.
It was quite huge.
She didn't know if she would be able to take it inside her.
He stood up at the end of the bed.
He removed the briefs and pulled her to him.
Mary looked into the full-length mirror.
She saw her man fully naked for the first time.
They were both nude.
WHAT A TURN ON it was!
They both lay on the bed.
He started feeling her legs from her ankles up to her calves over her thighs.
He then caressed her little "pearl".
He slid a finger into her very hot "pearl" and moved it in and out.
She just couldn't help moaning,
'Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! oooooohhhhhhhhhhh!'
She was enjoying the sweet sensation that his fingers are delivering on her pearl.
When Thau Tua asked her whether it is hurting or painful, she replied in the negative.
On this reply he felt reassured and increased his pace and inserted one more finger.
She felt something blocking his fingers from entering any further.
She told him so and he mentioned about the hymen.
As she nodded her head that she too was aware of it.
There was a sense of appreciation.
She told him that she has reserved it for her 'beloved future husband' and smiled passionately at him.
She could feel his fingers probing around her pearl.
She reached down and took his still hard jewel in her palm.
They were both now out of control.
It was very hot in the room although the air cond was in the lowest temperature.
It may be because they were very HOT.
He planted kisses after kisses along her pearl.
She instinctively parted her legs a little more.
She gave a cry of ecstasy and thrust her pearl forward to meet his finger.
"Love me Thau Tua..... please." she begged him.
"Are you ready for it my dear?" he asked.
"Yes I am all yours my dear Thau Tua. Love me and take my virginity"
With that Thau Tua put the tip of his jewel touching her pearl.
"Look, it may hurt a bit but you will enjoy later on", he said.
"I know. Just luv me", she replied impatiently.
He could be seen guiding his jewel towards her.
She felt his head begin to push against her pearl.
He moved it gently up and down....looking for the right spot.
He stopped when he found the right tunnel.
She felt his swollen head spread her apart.
He was looking into her eyes........looking for some hints to proceed or not.
She gave that indication by nodding her head.
He increased his advance into her, sliding slowly deeper and deeper.
Then he thrust a little deeper.
She was amazed at the depth of feeling she had inside her.
There was increasing resistance inside her.
He rose and pushed down again.
He knew she was coating his jewel with her juices...
.....which seemed to be flowing rather freely.
Thau Tua began to apply more pressure.
She felt a sudden sharp pain.
She found it hard to breathe.
She felt Thau Tua's jewel hit her hymen.
When his jewel tore it open.....
........she felt like she was going to die of pain.
"OHHHHH.........OHHHHHHHHH" she cried.....
her face arching up, her body going rigid...
.....as her hubby's huge...glorious jewel surged into her wet hot pearl.
In and in .....it went, piercing deep into her pearl-flesh.
Thau Tua groaned, his buttocks flexing, his hips sinking and sinking .....
......as he buried his jewel in her pearl.
Tears started rolling from her eyes.
She lost her hymen.
Thau Tua stopped for a moment upon seeing her tears.
Both of them lay still for some time, savoring the moment.
The wrestling, the sensation of his moving jewel was explosive.
She shivered at the touch of his jewel riding back out against the walls of her pearl.
She responded with a soft cooing sound.
"I cannot hold on for long.
You know it is my first time also." said Thau Tua.
Thau Tua increased his speed and within no time he started to release his juices.
Mary could feel her husband's jewel juice filling her pearl.
She was overjoyed as Thau Tua, her man, was filling her with the seed of life.
After some time, Thau Tua took out his jewel from her pearl.
It was red with blood.
There was a small patch of blood on the bed sheet.
Mary's pearl was all red too.
Mary felt excruciating pain in her...the pain of love...the pain of joy.
Thau Tua thanked his beloved wife for her sacrifices.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Superstitious Bondage (7)
Thau Tua and Mary stared at the piece of paper in disbelief.
"Is this really the compatibility reading based on our time and date of birth ?", he asked incredulously.
"I think we're gonna be victims of some superstition if we continue to believe in it."
"Marriage is based on two persons' love, trust and commitment to one another and certainly not on their birth dates ......!", lamented Mary.
"I think we should seek clarification from the master. Let's bring Grandma along.", Mary continued.
"Great idea, darling dear !", Thau Tua replied.
The following morning, the entire Lim's clan thronged the Tua Pek Kong's temple. Mary entered the premises hesitantly. She has never set foot in one before. The thick clouds of smoke almost choked Mary. She felt her eyes smarting.
Master Bo Nau emerged from the meditating room.
"Fellow devotees, what can I do for you?", Master asked in a husky voice.
"Master, I requested you to do a compatibility reading for my son and his future wife. The reading confirms that they are incompatible. What might happen if they do get married?" Madam Lau Bo asked.
"Master answered, "I only do the compatibility reading but I cannot look into the future. The reading also does not give advice on whether they should get married or not. It's up to them. The reading is merely some form of guidance. Whether the couple should be together or not depends on them. I am not responsible."
Realization sank into Grandma as Master Bo Nau spoke. What her grandson said was true. Superstition is a form of bondage. The people who promotes it claimed no responsibility. It's the believer's own folly to be entrapped by it.
"Could you just give me a little time to think over the matter?" ,Grandma asked sheepishly.
Mary and Thau Tua knew that Grandma was feeling "phai seh" (embarrassed). Giving her some time was actually an indirect way for her to "save face" (salvaged some pride).
Everyone is expecting her to come round in a matter of days.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Thau Tua and Mary received a huge ang pao from grandma when they offered her a cup of tea. This is the moment the golden couple is waiting for.
Everyone cheered and clapped as the bridegroom kissed the blushing bride.
"Is this really the compatibility reading based on our time and date of birth ?", he asked incredulously.
"I think we're gonna be victims of some superstition if we continue to believe in it."
"Marriage is based on two persons' love, trust and commitment to one another and certainly not on their birth dates ......!", lamented Mary.
"I think we should seek clarification from the master. Let's bring Grandma along.", Mary continued.
"Great idea, darling dear !", Thau Tua replied.
The following morning, the entire Lim's clan thronged the Tua Pek Kong's temple. Mary entered the premises hesitantly. She has never set foot in one before. The thick clouds of smoke almost choked Mary. She felt her eyes smarting.
Master Bo Nau emerged from the meditating room.
"Fellow devotees, what can I do for you?", Master asked in a husky voice.
"Master, I requested you to do a compatibility reading for my son and his future wife. The reading confirms that they are incompatible. What might happen if they do get married?" Madam Lau Bo asked.
"Master answered, "I only do the compatibility reading but I cannot look into the future. The reading also does not give advice on whether they should get married or not. It's up to them. The reading is merely some form of guidance. Whether the couple should be together or not depends on them. I am not responsible."
Realization sank into Grandma as Master Bo Nau spoke. What her grandson said was true. Superstition is a form of bondage. The people who promotes it claimed no responsibility. It's the believer's own folly to be entrapped by it.
"Could you just give me a little time to think over the matter?" ,Grandma asked sheepishly.
Mary and Thau Tua knew that Grandma was feeling "phai seh" (embarrassed). Giving her some time was actually an indirect way for her to "save face" (salvaged some pride).
Everyone is expecting her to come round in a matter of days.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Thau Tua and Mary received a huge ang pao from grandma when they offered her a cup of tea. This is the moment the golden couple is waiting for.
Everyone cheered and clapped as the bridegroom kissed the blushing bride.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Sandwiched (6)
"Darling...don't get angry with me. You know I'm sandwiched in the middle.
And it's also tough on my side.
Please be a lil understanding.
I love you very much....you knew this..right ?", Thau Tua lamented.
"Is that all you can do?
Are you going to just say SORRY and tell me that you've to comply with what the old ladies say ?
Call off the wedding.....Might as well end our marriage as well...you're such useless guy !" shrieked Mary.
I'm sorry, darling...I'm so sorry.' ,Thau Tua kept apologising.
Thau Tua covered his face in shame.
He knew that he could take matters into his own hands and insists to go ahead with the wedding plans. But, he remembered all too clearly that his grandma had suffered sudden heart attacks on several occasions. And he is afraid that if he goes against her wishes, she might react and suffer another blow. This worries him tremendously.
One side of his palm is his family while the other side is his beloved wife.
Dilemma.
"Do you know ....how humiliating and embarrassing for me if this wedding is called off ?
And you're asking me to be patience".
Mary stared at her fiance. Her face flushed with anger heighten by the blood flow gushing up to her head.
"Our wedding is cancelled just because of some silly superstitious beliefs and you're asking me to be more understanding.
Are you out of your mind ?"
"I advise you to remain in your mum's womb..and be a filial son to this stupid Lim's family."
I'll be taking the very first flight back to England tomorrow morning.
Are you coming along?", shouted Mary hysterically.
Suddenly, Mary collapsed onto the floor. She has been too stressed over this wedding issue.
Oh gosh.....Darling..dear...! Someone please call the ambulance.........!!!!!
And it's also tough on my side.
Please be a lil understanding.
I love you very much....you knew this..right ?", Thau Tua lamented.
"Is that all you can do?
Are you going to just say SORRY and tell me that you've to comply with what the old ladies say ?
Call off the wedding.....Might as well end our marriage as well...you're such useless guy !" shrieked Mary.
I'm sorry, darling...I'm so sorry.' ,Thau Tua kept apologising.
Thau Tua covered his face in shame.
He knew that he could take matters into his own hands and insists to go ahead with the wedding plans. But, he remembered all too clearly that his grandma had suffered sudden heart attacks on several occasions. And he is afraid that if he goes against her wishes, she might react and suffer another blow. This worries him tremendously.
One side of his palm is his family while the other side is his beloved wife.
Dilemma.
"Do you know ....how humiliating and embarrassing for me if this wedding is called off ?
And you're asking me to be patience".
Mary stared at her fiance. Her face flushed with anger heighten by the blood flow gushing up to her head.
"Our wedding is cancelled just because of some silly superstitious beliefs and you're asking me to be more understanding.
Are you out of your mind ?"
"I advise you to remain in your mum's womb..and be a filial son to this stupid Lim's family."
I'll be taking the very first flight back to England tomorrow morning.
Are you coming along?", shouted Mary hysterically.
Suddenly, Mary collapsed onto the floor. She has been too stressed over this wedding issue.
Oh gosh.....Darling..dear...! Someone please call the ambulance.........!!!!!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Superstitious(5)
"What...!" Mary cried out.
She could not believe her ears to hear such a statement.
Something so childish from her future in laws.
"There's no time for poking jokes, dear." Mary punched her fiance hard on his chest.
"No darling...no..no. I ain't pulling your legs. Ah~ma did a compatibility reading for us at the temple yesterday. She had seek a well influenced Master to perform that task.
"The master revealed that our birth dates clashes. We're not compatible. The reading mentioned something about you being a fire element while I'm water. So we'll always on the opposite ends and if we choose to go ahead...we will end up in divorce." , Thau Tua explained as he hugged Mary tightly.
"Oh gosh...I practically don't believe such silly superstitious stuff.", Mary replied.
But...Ah~Ma and Grandma are so adamant that we should puts this wedding on hold....and I...and I...." , Thau Tua searching for the right words to say.
"Thau-Thau..hey...we are legally married in US...that's a fact", Mary said as she dashed out of the dressing room in her gown.
She is fed-up with her fiance's reactions and simply does not want to hear any further from him.
There must be some kind of misunderstandings.
Stay tune for my next post.
She could not believe her ears to hear such a statement.
Something so childish from her future in laws.
"There's no time for poking jokes, dear." Mary punched her fiance hard on his chest.
"No darling...no..no. I ain't pulling your legs. Ah~ma did a compatibility reading for us at the temple yesterday. She had seek a well influenced Master to perform that task.
"The master revealed that our birth dates clashes. We're not compatible. The reading mentioned something about you being a fire element while I'm water. So we'll always on the opposite ends and if we choose to go ahead...we will end up in divorce." , Thau Tua explained as he hugged Mary tightly.
"Oh gosh...I practically don't believe such silly superstitious stuff.", Mary replied.
But...Ah~Ma and Grandma are so adamant that we should puts this wedding on hold....and I...and I...." , Thau Tua searching for the right words to say.
"Thau-Thau..hey...we are legally married in US...that's a fact", Mary said as she dashed out of the dressing room in her gown.
She is fed-up with her fiance's reactions and simply does not want to hear any further from him.
There must be some kind of misunderstandings.
Stay tune for my next post.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Phone Call (4)
Mary and Thau Tua experienced busy days as the wedding day approaching closer.
One morning, they were at the studio for their bridal gown fitting and photography session.
The beautician had immaculately transformed Mary into an angel which Mary herself almost could not recognise.
"You looked like Elizabeth Hurley especially with your hazel eyes.", the beautician said with great admiration.
Lim Thau Tua was so stunned to see his beautiful wife.
His jaws dropped when the beautician unveiled the curtain and Mary emerged in her beautiful satin gown.
"What's the matter, dear....I look odd?"Mary asked self consciously.
"You looked like a dream." Thau Tua lamented as he gasped for air.
Thau Tua was so smitten by his lovely bride-to-be.
Just then, Thau Tua's mobile phone buzzed. He excused himself to answer the call.
"Hi..ma. We're at the studio and you should see...Mary looks gorgeous. ......
WHAT...that's impossible...don't be rediculous, ma. Ah Ma..Ah Ma...hello..!"
Thau Tua slumped onto the sofa in a daze. He could not believe what he had just heard. Mary rushed to him in panic.
"Thau~Thau ....what's wrong...tell me..please."
"Ma... said....said...said....." he stammered, unable to bring himself to utter the words.
"She said....she said...."
"Take a deep breathe, Mr. Lim. ...Here.....sip a lil warm tea.", the beautician said gently as she walks out of the cubicle.
"What ~ did ~ mum ~ say ~ over ~ the ~ phone ?" Mary asked again in a stern tone.
WHAT
One morning, they were at the studio for their bridal gown fitting and photography session.
The beautician had immaculately transformed Mary into an angel which Mary herself almost could not recognise.
"You looked like Elizabeth Hurley especially with your hazel eyes.", the beautician said with great admiration.
Lim Thau Tua was so stunned to see his beautiful wife.
His jaws dropped when the beautician unveiled the curtain and Mary emerged in her beautiful satin gown.
"What's the matter, dear....I look odd?"Mary asked self consciously.
"You looked like a dream." Thau Tua lamented as he gasped for air.
Thau Tua was so smitten by his lovely bride-to-be.
Just then, Thau Tua's mobile phone buzzed. He excused himself to answer the call.
"Hi..ma. We're at the studio and you should see...Mary looks gorgeous. ......
WHAT...that's impossible...don't be rediculous, ma. Ah Ma..Ah Ma...hello..!"
Thau Tua slumped onto the sofa in a daze. He could not believe what he had just heard. Mary rushed to him in panic.
"Thau~Thau ....what's wrong...tell me..please."
"Ma... said....said...said....." he stammered, unable to bring himself to utter the words.
"She said....she said...."
"Take a deep breathe, Mr. Lim. ...Here.....sip a lil warm tea.", the beautician said gently as she walks out of the cubicle.
"What ~ did ~ mum ~ say ~ over ~ the ~ phone ?" Mary asked again in a stern tone.
WHAT
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