Lord Of The Ring (9)

A year has passed......Thau Tua and Mary are enjoying a blissful marriage.

However....


Thau Tua has this "Small Jewel" syndrome.
He always has this feelings that his jewel isn't performing well for Mary.
He isn't happy with his size as he's unable to satisfy Mary's needs.
He feels that he isn't long enough to provide the excitement to Mary.
He simply feels handicapped !

He feels useless all the time in spite of the erections that he gets.


He has this low self esteem when one touches on this bedroom issue.




Though Mary has never complains over her husband's performance....
......but deep down Thau Tua knows very well about his lil jewel.
He has this deepest dream....to be one bed charmer !


The Quest of a bigger jewel....
One day, Thau Tua decides to take actions in his own course.
He tries to elongate his jewel.
He tries to increase the length of his precious jewel.
He slips a nut onto it.
He believes the metal ring would increase his sexual prowess and enhance his gentleman duties.



Disaster strikes.
Instead of getting a longer jewel, the nut got stuck when he experienced an erection...!



Thau Tua is unable to get the nut off himself.
Thau Tua becomes "Thau Thia"@ at loss....don't know what to do.

He seeks help from the nearby private hospital.
Unfortunately, the doctors fail to dislodge the ring.


After numerous failed attempts, the Fire and Rescue Department was call-in for assistance.

Several firemen came to help out.

They tried to cut the steel ring from Thau Tua's jewel but unable to remove it.


Sadly, Thau Tua returned home with the the ring firmly attached at the base of his jewel.

Mary was suprised to see her hubby's jewel.
She gave her hubby an extraordinary service.
Alas, the ring came off on it's own....when Thau Tua becomes soggy.

The moral of this story, whenever a man faces problem, seek your mighty wife for assistance first before you go for others.