The Coffin

Woke up early today. Can't sleep...too worry.

I'll be going over to USM for my exams later today. I'll leave early to avoid traffic jams on the bridge. Today's my 1st paper ~ Language Description.

Can or cannot...I still have to face it.

Feel like going to Thailand to experience the much sought after 'coffin ritual' to ward off bad luck. Is it true that sleeping in a rectangular box would 'wash away' the bad lucks... ?

I think I would get claustrophobic if I really sleep in it like a dead person. I had never liken the sight of coffin ever since a child. I got this eerie feelings whenever I see one. And I am always scared to go near one except for my beloved dad's. The fear diminished when I lost my daddy.

So...if sleeping in a coffin would make me get thru all my exams with flying colours, I think I would still not do it. .....haha...Hey am I so superstitious !!!!

Looks like I'm too engrossed with my exams.....and am desperately seeking for an escapism. Wish me luck...will you ?

Hour Glass

Everything changes as one gets older. The most apparent is the body….especially for women. Child bearing has taken a toll on our once svelte contour. The breasts sag. The buttocks droop. The stomach bulges. And the thighs thunder.

In order to reverse the clock, many opt to go plastic. Braving oneself to go under the knife. Seeking the professionals at beauty parlours. Visiting the gyms. Paying a hefty sums to the experts. Well…..that only if one have the extra cash !
For those who don’t…. Embark on a healthy diet….Perform exercises within one’s capacity and ability. It does help a lil bit.

I had a conversation with a few middle aged ladies the other day. They were complaining about their husbands’ infidelity. One of the reasons, their significant half strayed was due to their looks. The doubled size they gained as they aged. The once upon a time beautiful sexy body disappeared over the years. Now you could only see a jumbo… instead of a slender mousedeer.

If you're reading this post and want to give your views... feel free to leave your comments in this blog.

You guys strayed because your wives lost their beauty. She is not longer appealing to you. You lost your libido because she isn’t attractive enough to harden your stuff ? You need a younger woman to satisfied your needs. Is that so?

It is real disgusting to see old men parading on the streets with ladies half his age. The men with protruding belly, grayish top….hands in hands with a partner whom is young enough to call him daddy ! How disguisting…!!!!!!

Hey all husbands….remember the sacrifices your wives made. She has to endure a string of pregnancies to bear your off springs so that you could make your mother proud…carry down your family heir. This child bearing duty is the culprit that expanded her waistline. On top of that, she has to neglect her beauty regime to cater to the needs of your children, the household, her career…..All these has great impact of her.

Her breasts sag is because she milks your child.
Her tummy bulges is because she produces your offsprings.
Her wrinkles appear is because she worries about you and children.
Her eyes darken is because she barely sleeps to keep the household running.
Her weight increases because the household chores keeps her away from exercise.
Her hands roughen because she cleans after you.
Her down under loosen because you over-serviced her.

So Mr. Men, aren’t your feeling guilty for neglecting your other half ? Show some appreciations to the woman of your life. Without her, your suroundings would be full of junks. Your life would be topsy turvy.

Go and get her a bouquet of flowers today. This will definitely draw a smile on her face. And for yours truly, please get white lilies. I dislikes those thorny roses.
Another suggestion, perhaps you could also present her with a set of “her bestfriend”…come on you aren’t that naïve, don’t you? Women’s bestfriend also you don’t know ah..?
Alright, go to any search engine…type “Woman’s Bestfriend”, and see what’s the answer.

I’m sure you men do have your own view point on this matter…“Men from Mars, women from Venus” …give your responses in my comment column at the bottom of this page. Look out for the comment icon, click and write something..!

Sugar Daddy

A few days back, I came acrossed this "uncle" probably in his 60s ..judging from his balding top, overweight and wrinkled face. He was talking very loudly on his HP as if he was the only one existing. His saliva was like splashing all over his phone. Yucky...



What so big deal about this uncle?



Well...This old uncle was with a very, very young damsel. Damsel in distress or a gold digger..?She looked like foreigner..Vietnamese or Cambodian.


The uncle had just done some shopping with her as there were several shopping bags beside them. Wow...those items were branded stuff as shown by the bags.



I was having a meal with a friend at Black Canyon. And this uncle and his mate walked in. Perhaps they took decided to have some refreshments after their shopping spree.



What made me notice this uncle was his loud speaker voice. Guess, he's a businessman engaging in some business deal over the phone with his prospective client. He blurted lots of vulgar words in between the conversation....a real China Ah Pek. Disgusting.





Coming back to his young foreign dolly. This uncle must be buying her heart with lots of gifts. So many expensive gifts....who would want to reject a gold mine ? Of course, this uncle sure do have another agenda on his mine. He showered her with assortment of gifts with the hope of getting a favor from her. He would definitely wants her to 'service him' at the end of the day. U know, I know..needless me to elaborate.



Well, I'm trying to be nice and would not use the extreme words to describe this uncle. However, it is very obvious that the relationship is very very wrong. I can see from their body languages, they are not father and daughter nor boss and foreign worker or a husband and wife. The picture is clearly drawn that they are "curi-curi lovers". And very sure, this uncle has a wife and grown up children at home.


I heard whisper from a two ladies at the next table, "See la..."Old man with China doll..............Lau Heio..gatal !”


“Yalor, so disgusting. Twitching like that, must have taken overdose of veeagra liao".

Padan muka if get fake ones, lagi best if the nerves also gets damaged....if kena Aids .....ko ka ho..... hor ee chye si"






Hello Uncle....you need to stand before a full length mirror and look thoroughly at the reflection before you start to chase after skirts.

What would your family...wife and children think about your secret rendezvous?


What would your poor old wife feels when you sparingly spent all your savings on a young girl half your age. Do you know this word "Embarrassment" ?



My questions..

Look around. How many men past their expiry dates are hooking up with foreign women?


For these women, of course it is good that they leave their poverty stricken homeland and come here to make a living, irrespective how they earned it. It's a fortune, if they managed to hook a big arowana with their powerful bait.





For the old men, sure they enjoy their new found dollies, all thanks to the blue pill.


Meanwhile...I wonder, how many marriages are ruined by these imported dollies?



Is it okay for an old man to leave his old wife and find a "newly imported" girlfriend for sex?

And if you are the old wife, will you forgive such 'dirty donkey' back into your life when he was sucked dry by his foreign dollies?



What say you ?

Stressed Damsels In Distress

A fox saw a crow flying off with a piece of meat in it's beak and settled on a tree branch.

"That's for me, for I am the mighty Fox",he quipped.

"Good day, Miss Pretty Crow", he cried.
"How well you are looking today…..your feathers so glossy…..your eyes sparkle !
I feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds,
just as your figure does.
Let me hear but one song from you
that I may greet you as the Queen of Birds".

The Crow lifted up her head and began to caw her best but the moment she opened her mouth the piece of meat fell to the ground….only to be snapped by the cunning Fox.

"That will do," said he.

"That was all I wanted".
In exchange for your meat I will give you a piece of advice for the future.
"Do not trust flatterers".


All women should take note the moral of this story.
Most recently, many ladies were reported to be conned by men. Some were blackmailed by their so caled male partners ~ nude pics. These women were blinded by the gentlemen gestures.....unaware of their intentions. "Ada udang sebalik batu"

Quote a newspaper report few days ago, "a forty something lady manager was conned RM7K by her cyber casanova ! Believing that he really loved her and their relationship was real...she banked in cash into his account !"

A true example of damsels in distress.
Nowadays, it's hard to find genuine love.
The chances and possibilities of befriending decent guys are pretty slim for single women esp for those in their "advanced age".
As the good guys are either taken or perhaps in heaven now. haha

What say you ?

Exams around the corner

Still have one more week left before I sit for my semester final exam. Haven't been studying much, coz year end lots of work in school. So many reports to summit. Moreover, the past one month, I had been concentrating on my assignments. Hoping to get good grades this sem, to increase my CGPA. Ann Boleh spirit.
This sem, will be taking these papers.
24th Nov ~ Language Description
27th Nov ~ Program Bersepadu Sekolah Sihat
2nd Dec ~ Pendidikan Moral Tahun 2
5th Dec ~ Listening and Speaking and Teaching of L/S


Luckily, I have a couple of days in between those papers, at least I could catch up on some readings. Meanwhile, the postings in my blog will be temporary interupted...no smooth flow. However, it depends on my mood and inspirations to write.

Wish me luck...and pray for my success.