Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hour Glass


Everything changes as one gets older. The most apparent is the body….especially for women. Child bearing has taken a toll on our once svelte contour. The breasts sag. The buttocks droop. The stomach bulges. And the thighs thunder.

In order to reverse the clock, many opt to go plastic. Braving oneself to go under the knife. Seeking the professionals at beauty parlours. Visiting the gyms. Paying a hefty sums to the experts. Well…..that only if one have the extra cash !
For those who don’t…. Embark on a healthy diet….Perform exercises within one’s capacity and ability. It does help a lil bit.

I had a conversation with a few middle aged ladies the other day. They were complaining about their husbands’ infidelity. One of the reasons, their significant half strayed was due to their looks. The doubled size they gained as they aged. The once upon a time beautiful sexy body disappeared over the years. Now you could only see a jumbo… instead of a slender mousedeer.

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You guys strayed because your wives lost their beauty. She is not longer appealing to you. You lost your libido because she isn’t attractive enough to harden your stuff ? You need a younger woman to satisfied your needs. Is that so?

It is real disgusting to see old men parading on the streets with ladies half his age. The men with protruding belly, grayish top….hands in hands with a partner whom is young enough to call him daddy ! How disguisting…!!!!!!

Hey all husbands….remember the sacrifices your wives made. She has to endure a string of pregnancies to bear your off springs so that you could make your mother proud…carry down your family heir. This child bearing duty is the culprit that expanded her waistline. On top of that, she has to neglect her beauty regime to cater to the needs of your children, the household, her career…..All these has great impact of her.

Her breasts sag is because she milks your child.
Her tummy bulges is because she produces your offsprings.
Her wrinkles appear is because she worries about you and children.
Her eyes darken is because she barely sleeps to keep the household running.
Her weight increases because the household chores keeps her away from exercise.
Her hands roughen because she cleans after you.
Her down under loosen because you over-serviced her.

So Mr. Men, aren’t your feeling guilty for neglecting your other half ? Show some appreciations to the woman of your life. Without her, your suroundings would be full of junks. Your life would be topsy turvy.

Go and get her a bouquet of flowers today. This will definitely draw a smile on her face. And for yours truly, please get white lilies. I dislikes those thorny roses.
Another suggestion, perhaps you could also present her with a set of “her bestfriend”…come on you aren’t that naïve, don’t you? Women’s bestfriend also you don’t know ah..?
Alright, go to any search engine…type “Woman’s Bestfriend”, and see what’s the answer.

I’m sure you men do have your own view point on this matter…“Men from Mars, women from Venus” …give your responses in my comment column at the bottom of this page. Look out for the comment icon, click and write something..!

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