Resume

Resimay

To hoom it mei kansern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain women and all the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can diskas wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wort,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopfuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.












Employer's response:
Dear Lotty,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

Can you start on Monday?

Ann's comments...

With the current economic stage, many had lost their jobs and many are looking for jobs. In order to get a new job, naturally one has to send in an application letter together with the resume. And later proceed to interviews.

Interviews...

Let's take a look at the above...As an English reader, I'm sure you'll able to decipher the content of the letter. It will take a couple of reading and time...funny leh...!

Well, that's the advantage of being a female...a pretty one and I should say...those with finest assets. When comes a time, where two candidates with equal qualifications and experiences, the one with good 'looks' tends to benefit more in terms first impressions. The interviewer will surely go for looks 1st before any other things. They no longer care about "judging a cover nor deceiving looks..".

What's your comments, dear readers?