Saturday, September 6, 2008

Lord Of The Ring (9)

A year has passed......Thau Tua and Mary are enjoying a blissful marriage.

However....


Thau Tua has this "Small Jewel" syndrome.
He always has this feelings that his jewel isn't performing well for Mary.
He isn't happy with his size as he's unable to satisfy Mary's needs.
He feels that he isn't long enough to provide the excitement to Mary.
He simply feels handicapped !

He feels useless all the time in spite of the erections that he gets.


He has this low self esteem when one touches on this bedroom issue.




Though Mary has never complains over her husband's performance....
......but deep down Thau Tua knows very well about his lil jewel.
He has this deepest dream....to be one bed charmer !


The Quest of a bigger jewel....
One day, Thau Tua decides to take actions in his own course.
He tries to elongate his jewel.
He tries to increase the length of his precious jewel.
He slips a nut onto it.
He believes the metal ring would increase his sexual prowess and enhance his gentleman duties.



Disaster strikes.
Instead of getting a longer jewel, the nut got stuck when he experienced an erection...!



Thau Tua is unable to get the nut off himself.
Thau Tua becomes "Thau Thia"@ at loss....don't know what to do.

He seeks help from the nearby private hospital.
Unfortunately, the doctors fail to dislodge the ring.


After numerous failed attempts, the Fire and Rescue Department was call-in for assistance.

Several firemen came to help out.

They tried to cut the steel ring from Thau Tua's jewel but unable to remove it.


Sadly, Thau Tua returned home with the the ring firmly attached at the base of his jewel.

Mary was suprised to see her hubby's jewel.
She gave her hubby an extraordinary service.
Alas, the ring came off on it's own....when Thau Tua becomes soggy.

The moral of this story, whenever a man faces problem, seek your mighty wife for assistance first before you go for others.

Friday, September 5, 2008

1st Night (8)

Today is Mary and Thau Tua's wedding night.
The blushing bride is ushered into the wedding chamber.

This is the night when her new husband will overcome all the hesitancy and pleadings from her.

He is also a virgin just like her.

As she sits on the bed, her husband Thau Tua enters the room.
She is a little nervous when he came near her.

He sat on the bed and they exchanged small talks...
....discussing about the marriage ceremony and wedding gifts.

So sweetly Thau Tua asked if he could kiss her.
He stood up and then gently raised her face.
He kissed gently on her cheek.
He made her sit on the bed closer to him.

Once seated, he started kissing her eyes.
He told her that he had been waiting for such an occasion...
....ever since the day both of them met at the mamak stall.


They looked straight into each others' eyes.
He held her hands so very tightly.
He then pulled her closer to him.
He asked her whether she feels exhausted.
And if so she could retire to bed and sleep....
.....to which she smiled and asked if he was really that tired to sleep... .......*)*)

He just winked at her.
With a naughty smile, he got closer to her.
And started kissing her again.

She went wild though it was not the first kiss she had received from him.
He had kissed her quite a few times after their engagement....
....whenever they were alone either at home
....or whenever they went out dating.

But, this kiss after officially being man and wife......
.....did do wonders which words could not describe.

Both lips met and as their tongues touched.
They began to get tied up in a very passionate kiss.
He started caressing her back and her waist......teasing her with his fingertips.
She slowly moved in to enjoy his touch.


He was in his pyjama and she was in her soft frilly camisole gown.

They were just hugging .....kissing each other.

Then she felt his tongue trying to enter her mouth....
parting her lips as she allows him to explore her entire mouth.

She felt his hands trying to slip under her gown to feel her back and finally her breasts.


His hands were busy massaging her breasts through her gown......
without removing any piece of her clothing.


She just remained passive.....her eyes kept tightly shut.
She simply enjoying the pleasure of his touch.


When Thau Tua started undressing Mary, she was like trembling with excitement.
She was eager as this was the first time she is going to expose her body to a man.
She would also be seeing a nude male..... live telecast.


Thau Tua began to unbutton her lacy gown.
The gown slipped off her shoulders down her arms....exposing her...!


The portion which was attached to her waist was pulled off.
He took it off entirely from her body.

Now...Mary was standing before him in her skimpy bra and panty.
Her firm breasts barely concealed by the flimsy garment.
Her breast seemed to push against the bra...trying to break free.


He guided her to the bed.
He released the hooks and eased the straps off .
The bra fell on to the bed.

His hands slid across to lift her breasts up.
He caressed and squeezed it gently.


He looked at her bouncy breasts.
His reactions shows that he liked what he saw.

Mary's heart began to race.

He kissed her nipple softly and spread his lips over it.
Gently he suckled it, while his left thumb encircled her right nipple.


Mary threw her head back and moaned.
"Ooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm"

Thau Tua drew his attention to the now aching right breast.
He flicked his tongue over the erect nipple.

He did the kissing on the breasts with great enthusiasm.
First on the left and then on the right until he felt her entire body tensed up.

Mary moaned as she relaxed.
It was her first orgasm on their wedding night.
Naively, she thought that she had peed in her panty and bed sheets.

She felt embarrassed.

Thau Tua realized what had happened. "Did you come?"

"What is that?" she asked in a lower voice.


"It means, dear, that you had an orgasm."


"I thought I peed due to my nervousness."


"No, you didn't pee but you certainly had an orgasm."


Did you enjoy it?"


"Ya...! she said shyly.



His hands ran up the sides of her legs.
His fingers trailing across the inside of her thighs.

The touch of his fingers on the fabric of her now exposed panty sent a shiver through her.


His kisses drifted lower to the waistband of her lacy wet panties.


Mary was suddenly aware how warm she was between her legs.
She imagined her husband could smell the aroma of her natural perfume.


He kissed hard against her wet panty.

She parted her legs to allow him to kiss her deeper.
She lifted one leg then the other so that he could remove her panty.

Another hurdle been accomplished.



Thau Tua then realized that he was fully dressed.
So he started removing his shirt and trousers.

Finally he was above his new bride in his Calvin Klein briefs...
....sporting a big bulge in the middle.



Mary began to get turned on heavily.
Mary once again felt wet between her legs.

He hugged her tighter and their bodies seem to melt together.


On his persuasion, Mary puts her right hand in the top of his briefs.
She found his harden jewel.
Her fingers encircled it.
It was quite huge.
She didn't know if she would be able to take it inside her.


He stood up at the end of the bed.
He removed the briefs and pulled her to him.


Mary looked into the full-length mirror.
She saw her man fully naked for the first time.


They were both nude.
WHAT A TURN ON it was!


They both lay on the bed.
He started feeling her legs from her ankles up to her calves over her thighs.
He then caressed her little "pearl".


He slid a finger into her very hot "pearl" and moved it in and out.


She just couldn't help moaning,
'Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! oooooohhhhhhhhhhh!'



She was enjoying the sweet sensation that his fingers are delivering on her pearl.


When Thau Tua asked her whether it is hurting or painful, she replied in the negative.


On this reply he felt reassured and increased his pace and inserted one more finger.
She felt something blocking his fingers from entering any further.



She told him so and he mentioned about the hymen.
As she nodded her head that she too was aware of it.

There was a sense of appreciation.

She told him that she has reserved it for her 'beloved future husband' and smiled passionately at him.



She could feel his fingers probing around her pearl.
She reached down and took his still hard jewel in her palm.



They were both now out of control.


It was very hot in the room although the air cond was in the lowest temperature.
It may be because they were very HOT.


He planted kisses after kisses along her pearl.


She instinctively parted her legs a little more.


She gave a cry of ecstasy and thrust her pearl forward to meet his finger.

"Love me Thau Tua..... please." she begged him.

"Are you ready for it my dear?" he asked.
"Yes I am all yours my dear Thau Tua. Love me and take my virginity"

With that Thau Tua put the tip of his jewel touching her pearl.

"Look, it may hurt a bit but you will enjoy later on", he said.

"I know. Just luv me", she replied impatiently.


He could be seen guiding his jewel towards her.
She felt his head begin to push against her pearl.
He moved it gently up and down....looking for the right spot.

He stopped when he found the right tunnel.
She felt his swollen head spread her apart.
He was looking into her eyes........looking for some hints to proceed or not.

She gave that indication by nodding her head.


He increased his advance into her, sliding slowly deeper and deeper.

Then he thrust a little deeper.

She was amazed at the depth of feeling she had inside her.

There was increasing resistance inside her.

He rose and pushed down again.

He knew she was coating his jewel with her juices...
.....which seemed to be flowing rather freely.

Thau Tua began to apply more pressure.

She felt a sudden sharp pain.
She found it hard to breathe.

She felt Thau Tua's jewel hit her hymen.
When his jewel tore it open.....
........she felt like she was going to die of pain.

"OHHHHH.........OHHHHHHHHH" she cried.....
her face arching up, her body going rigid...
.....as her hubby's huge...glorious jewel surged into her wet hot pearl.

In and in .....it went, piercing deep into her pearl-flesh.

Thau Tua groaned, his buttocks flexing, his hips sinking and sinking .....
......as he buried his jewel in her pearl.

Tears started rolling from her eyes.

She lost her hymen.

Thau Tua stopped for a moment upon seeing her tears.

Both of them lay still for some time, savoring the moment.

The wrestling, the sensation of his moving jewel was explosive.

She shivered at the touch of his jewel riding back out against the walls of her pearl.

She responded with a soft cooing sound.


"I cannot hold on for long.
You know it is my first time also." said Thau Tua.

Thau Tua increased his speed and within no time he started to release his juices.

Mary could feel her husband's jewel juice filling her pearl.

She was overjoyed as Thau Tua, her man, was filling her with the seed of life.

After some time, Thau Tua took out his jewel from her pearl.

It was red with blood.
There was a small patch of blood on the bed sheet.
Mary's pearl was all red too.

Mary felt excruciating pain in her...the pain of love...the pain of joy.

Thau Tua thanked his beloved wife for her sacrifices.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Superstitious Bondage (7)

Thau Tua and Mary stared at the piece of paper in disbelief.

"Is this really the compatibility reading based on our time and date of birth ?", he asked incredulously.

"I think we're gonna be victims of some superstition if we continue to believe in it."

"Marriage is based on two persons' love, trust and commitment to one another and certainly not on their birth dates ......!", lamented Mary.

"I think we should seek clarification from the master. Let's bring Grandma along.", Mary continued.

"Great idea, darling dear !", Thau Tua replied.


The following morning, the entire Lim's clan thronged the Tua Pek Kong's temple. Mary entered the premises hesitantly. She has never set foot in one before. The thick clouds of smoke almost choked Mary. She felt her eyes smarting.

Master Bo Nau emerged from the meditating room.

"Fellow devotees, what can I do for you?", Master asked in a husky voice.

"Master, I requested you to do a compatibility reading for my son and his future wife. The reading confirms that they are incompatible. What might happen if they do get married?" Madam Lau Bo asked.

"Master answered, "I only do the compatibility reading but I cannot look into the future. The reading also does not give advice on whether they should get married or not. It's up to them. The reading is merely some form of guidance. Whether the couple should be together or not depends on them. I am not responsible."

Realization sank into Grandma as Master Bo Nau spoke. What her grandson said was true. Superstition is a form of bondage. The people who promotes it claimed no responsibility. It's the believer's own folly to be entrapped by it.

"Could you just give me a little time to think over the matter?" ,Grandma asked sheepishly.

Mary and Thau Tua knew that Grandma was feeling "phai seh" (embarrassed). Giving her some time was actually an indirect way for her to "save face" (salvaged some pride).
Everyone is expecting her to come round in a matter of days.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Thau Tua and Mary received a huge ang pao from grandma when they offered her a cup of tea. This is the moment the golden couple is waiting for.

Everyone cheered and clapped as the bridegroom kissed the blushing bride.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sandwiched (6)

"Darling...don't get angry with me. You know I'm sandwiched in the middle.
And it's also tough on my side.
Please be a lil understanding.
I love you very much....you knew this..right ?", Thau Tua lamented.



"Is that all you can do?

Are you going to just say SORRY and tell me that you've to comply with what the old ladies say ?
Call off the wedding.....Might as well end our marriage as well...you're such useless guy !" shrieked Mary.


I'm sorry, darling...I'm so sorry.' ,Thau Tua kept apologising.


Thau Tua covered his face in shame.


He knew that he could take matters into his own hands and insists to go ahead with the wedding plans. But, he remembered all too clearly that his grandma had suffered sudden heart attacks on several occasions. And he is afraid that if he goes against her wishes, she might react and suffer another blow. This worries him tremendously.

One side of his palm is his family while the other side is his beloved wife.

Dilemma.


"Do you know ....how humiliating and embarrassing for me if this wedding is called off ?
And you're asking me to be patience".


Mary stared at her fiance. Her face flushed with anger heighten by the blood flow gushing up to her head.


"Our wedding is cancelled just because of some silly superstitious beliefs and you're asking me to be more understanding.
Are you out of your mind ?"


"I advise you to remain in your mum's womb..and be a filial son to this stupid Lim's family."

I'll be taking the very first flight back to England tomorrow morning.

Are you coming along?", shouted Mary hysterically.


Suddenly, Mary collapsed onto the floor. She has been too stressed over this wedding issue.

Oh gosh.....Darling..dear...! Someone please call the ambulance.........!!!!!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Superstitious(5)

"What...!" Mary cried out.


She could not believe her ears to hear such a statement.


Something so childish from her future in laws.

"There's no time for poking jokes, dear." Mary punched her fiance hard on his chest.

"No darling...no..no. I ain't pulling your legs. Ah~ma did a compatibility reading for us at the temple yesterday. She had seek a well influenced Master to perform that task.


"The master revealed that our birth dates clashes. We're not compatible. The reading mentioned something about you being a fire element while I'm water. So we'll always on the opposite ends and if we choose to go ahead...we will end up in divorce." , Thau Tua explained as he hugged Mary tightly.


"Oh gosh...I practically don't believe such silly superstitious stuff.", Mary replied.

But...Ah~Ma and Grandma are so adamant that we should puts this wedding on hold....and I...and I...." , Thau Tua searching for the right words to say.


"Thau-Thau..hey...we are legally married in US...that's a fact", Mary said as she dashed out of the dressing room in her gown.


She is fed-up with her fiance's reactions and simply does not want to hear any further from him.



There must be some kind of misunderstandings.
Stay tune for my next post.
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