No Post for the next few days.

Yours Truly will be away for a couple of days or perhaps weeks. Why...well I need to prepare for my exams. Though last minute, but at least can absorb some facts into my rustic brain. HOPEFULLY la. Will return with lots of goodies. Stay tune !

What I want in a man....

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner outoccasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange thefurniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch onweekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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Source: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/What_I_Want_in_a_Man.html

Seduction, Temptation and Desire

Late one night, when I was all alone at home........suddenly I felt this urge.

Me : Oh boy..! Temptation appears again. The setting was perfect.
Him : Here we are again...this time, I know you couldn't resist me
“I know you want me.”

Me : “Oh..no . Stop! I can’t do that.”

Him : “I am here now. Take me. I know you want me so damn badly.”

Me :Whimpering….”Please don’t do that…what if he finds out……”

Him :“It is just between you and me..now. No one will know.”

Me : “Dear…don’t do this to me. Please……you know I am weak and if you keep showing
me your 12 inches meat rod…..”

Him : “Just open your mouth….take me, lick me, swallow my juices. I can see it in your
eyes. You're burning with desire….” Oooooooo.....Arhhhhhhhhhhh

Me : “No, I wont’. I am sorry….I will find my solace elsewhere....oh."



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This hotdog burger looks to delicious but I'm on DIET ..la.




What are you guys thinking .....eh? Guess...your mind must had gone overboard la...!

Past & Present

These pictures do make sense..right?

Kills two birds .......

Today..is equally as busy as yesterday. Got to rush from school to another destination where the Pusat Kegiatan Guru is ......to attend a workshop. And it's actually a waste of time as the speakers were not prepared of their subject matter. They were merely babbling all the way while all of us starring at blank walls. Perhaps, tomorrow, I will be bringing along my books and do some revision there instead of wasting time. "Killing two birds with one stone"